Prologue: standing on the shoulders of giants -- Why the stars shine -- Live fast, die young -- Mountains high enough to keep me from getting to you -- Why black holes are 'black' -- A teaspoon of neutrons helps the star collapse down! -- Funny, it's spelled just like 'escape' -- Why black holes are not 'black' -- When 2 become 1 -- Your friendly neighbourhood black hole -- Supermassive-size Me -- Black holes don't suck -- The old galaxy can't come to the phone right now. Why? Because she's dead -- You can't stop tomorrow coming -- Well, Judy, you did it. She's finally full -- Everything that dies, someday comes back -- Epilogue: here at the end of all things.