A short history of Indians in Canada -- Tidings of comfort and joy -- The dog I wish I had, I would call it Helen -- The baby in the airmail box -- Coyote and the enemy aliens -- Haida Gwaii -- Little bombs -- The colour of walls -- Bad men who love Jesus -- The closer you get to Canada, the more things will eat your horses -- Not enough horses -- Noah's ark -- Where the Borg are -- States to avoid -- Fire and rain -- Rendezvous -- Domestic furies -- The Garden Court Motor Motel -- Not counting the Indian, there were six -- Another great moment in Canadian Indian history.